This video only exists to chronicle an honest-to-god dunk by Gerald Green which is, as far as I know, his first one of the season. He hit some other shots in this game, and they were actually pretty impressive for what they were, but they weren’t dunks. The dunk is the star of the show…
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Malcolm Brogdon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
There must be something about the chemical composition of donuts that makes them unsuitable for consumption outside of the morning hours. That’s the only reason I can think of for feeling how I do right now, which is NOT GOOD. It was only one donut, and I figured “donuts are like cake except circular” so…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Who needs Kyle Korver? Dennis Schröder doesn’t. Neither does Paul Millsap or Dwight Howard or that Bembry dude. In fact, everyone on the team is happier now that Korver is gone from their lives forever. They all hated him, hated how he got to be an All-Star without even being that good, hated how pretty…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 22 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Such a shame that the Hornets 18-point fourth-quarter comeback came up short in the end. Frank Kaminsky was clutch until he missed a potential game-tying three with 24 seconds left by trying to draw a foul. You know the refs aren’t going to call that at that point in the game! Lesson learned, I guess….
Read MoreMichael Beasley 28 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
The second-half gameplan for the Milwaukee Bucks was basically this: give the ball to Michael Beasley at the elbow and let him do whatever he wants. Mix in a few Greg Monroe post-ups, and BAM you have a win against the Spurs. The Bucks had to come up with something with Giannis at 5% strength,…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Well, this was unexpected. Denzel Valentine has not been good at basketballing so far this year. That’s an understatement, but I’m not going to tell you how much of an understatement it is. If you’re a Bulls fan, you already know, and you’re breathing the hugest sigh of relief ever right now. If you’re not…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)
Here’s the real reason I do tons of highlight of Turkish NBA players: I’m grateful for when they gave Allen Iverson a chance to play professionally again, even if he only lasted 10 games over there. That was a good move, and to repay them, I’m saturating the Internetubes with Enes Kanter highlights. It’s so…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 15 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)
Bulls fans are under the impression that they “won” the trade where they swapped Tony Snell for him with Milwaukee. That’s cool. There’s nothing in the NBA rulebook that says that only one team can win a trade. Because the Bucks definitely won that one. But as I was saying, it’s conceivable that both teams…
Read MoreSteven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)
There’s probably some sort of way to figure out how many triple-doubles Russell Westbrook would have if you replaced Steven Adams with Omer Asik. Some fancy method that involves shooting percentages and on-off court stats and all sorts of crazy stuff. Plus the fact that Asik would drop literally every pass thrown to him by…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)
Brandon Jennings got a surprise starting gig tonight, after Derrick Rose failed to show up for the game and didn’t tell anyone about it. That’s why you have backups! As of this writing, Rose’s current whereabouts are unknown, so you know what that means. Speculation! Baseless speculation! I’ve got a few theories as to Rose’s…
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