Jon Leuer and Darrun Hilliard stood in awe of the booty that surrounded them. The Parent-Teacher Association meeting they had just entered was about to start and neither of them knew where to begin.
“What do we do now?” Darrun asked under his breath, leaning closer to his teammate so they wouldn’t be overheard. “There’s so many MILFs here. My knowledge of thug life doesn’t extend this far.”
Further conversation was prevented when a blonde, thirtyish looking mother approached the two basketball players. “First time at a PTA meeting?”
The two of them nodded silently.
“It’s a great time to bring up any issues you feel like your child is having in the classroom,” continued the woman. “My little Dave is being left behind in reading and I want to see if any other parents are in the same boat.”
Jon didn’t know how to steer the conversation towards its desired goal, which was banging, so he lied, “Yeah, my daughter Susie just isn’t able to keep up with her peers and I’m a little worried.”
The woman’s smile grew wider. “Oh, you must be Mr. Smith then. Our kids are in the same class.”
“Yeah. Susie Smith. That’s her name,” Jon replied as Darrun stood nearby nodding his head vigorously. “And my name is, uh, John Smith. Yeah. I’m Mr. Smith.” He leaned in towards Darrun and muttered, “You gotta find a different MILF to bang, I think I’m almost there with this one. The Leu Crew doesn’t do gangbangs.” Darrun scurried off to another part of the cafeteria where the meeting was being held, and Jon stood up straight again. “Being a single dad is so tough sometimes, I would love to meet up with some moms one-on-one to discuss parenting strategies.”
Based on the woman’s shy smile, Jon thought he was going to make some headway with this invitation, but before the woman could respond, there was a commotion coming from near where Darrun had approached another woman. “You perv! Don’t proposition me like that! I’m a married woman!” screeched Darrun’s target. Darrun, his cover blown, had sprinted towards the door; Jon quickly said “sorry” and sprinted after him.
“What the hell did you do? I was almost in her pants!” Jon questioned as they ran down the hallways of the elementary school.
“I told her I was in the Leu Crew and I wanted to have sex with her!” Darrun wailed. “You were taking so long with your MILF and I thought I could be really quick about it!”
They burst through the front doors and stood outside the school, catching their breath. “It’s cool, man, it’s cool,” Jon said, his anger receding. “The Leu Crew has to stick together. There’s other PTA meetings. But, man, that chick wanted me so bad. I could feel it. I could feel her sexual energy.”
“I’m sorry,” Darrun said sadly. “Maybe that’s enough rolling on the streets for tonight. I wanna go home.”
Jon put his arm around his teammate’s shoulder, and together, they walked back to Jon’s car.