Robin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL HOOK SHOT LEADERBOARDS WATCH: Andre Drummond is still leading the hook shot derby this season, having converted 109 such shots this season. When we last visited this topic, Hassan Whiteside and Robin Lopez were tied for second place, but the winds of hook shot wizardry have changed direction, and Whiteside is now in…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

This season I’ve been having a hard time deciding who the better Johnson is on the Heat. Is it Tyler or is it James? To help me make a conclusive conclusion, I’ve created a list of pros for each player, and at the end, I’ll tally up how many pros each players has, and the…

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Richaun Holmes 12 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Walking up to his locker in the locker room of Wells Fargo Center, Richaun Holmes removed the earbuds from his ears, set his stuff down, and plopped down on the seat to start taking off his shoes. However, when his rear contacted the smooth wood, he heard an unexpected crumpling sound, as of paper. Standing…

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Ricky Rubio 13 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

The hardest thing about making Ricky Rubio is not the unreasonable amount of assists he accumulates, although, if we’re being honest, all these assists are pretty annoying. No, the REAL hardest thing about making these videos actually has nothing to do with the videos themselves. It has to do with the thumbnail images. More specifically,…

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Ivica Zubac 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Is it just me or does Ivica Zubac look older now than he did at the start of the season? Before you explain to me the nature of time and how he looks older because he is in fact five months older now than he was at the beginning of the season, be aware that…

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Austin Rivers 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

“Dear Diary, Life is so unfair! When that stupid butt-face Chris hurt his hand while playing with his blocks or doing some other baby thing, daddy made sure that he gave me a lot of minutes. He didn’t believe me when I told him over and over how I should be the starting point guard…

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Alan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

I just came up with an NBA comparison for Alan “Big Sauce” Williams that is so accurate that you’re not going to believe something so intelligent was produced my brain. My comparison, which you will be allowed to read very soon, is so profound that my disclosure of it might result in my getting immediately…

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Devin Booker 27 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Hypothesis: Devin Booker’s middle name of “Armani” makes him the second-classiest player in the league behind J.J. Redick. I’m not talking cheap class. I’m talking REAL class. Fancy suits. Fancy watches. Babes that are too hot for even Instagram. Wine that hasn’t seen the light of day since Teddy Roosevelt was still taking up residence…

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Michael Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

If you squint your eyes really tight and allow your mind to free itself from the fetters of conventional NBA thinking, you can kind of pretend that Michael Beasley is basically Jabari Parker except a little older. Really! Don’t believe me? Try it out. Slap that play button, half-obscure your ocular organs, cast from your…

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