Given how Quinn Buckner seems to be rapidly descending into the depths of utter dementia, it’s surprising that he has yet to call any member of the Pacers “Myles Miles”. He repeatedly references a non-existent player named “Thad Turner” and his analysis often devolves into blustery nonsense, so you would think he would be extremely confused by the combined presence of C.J. Miles and Myles Turner.
What I’m extremely confused by is the presence of a C.J. Miles on YouTube who dominates search results for that term. It’s not even a dude. It’s a lady. And not just any lady, either. A real pretty lady. This confuses and enrages me. In my opinion, there’s only room on the YouTubz for one C.J. Miles, and it’s the one who can streakily make eight threes in a game and then make one out of seven the next night. If the lady C.J. Miles want to continue to exist, she should change her name so that her videos don’t come up ahead of the ones I make for the real C.J.
I asked my lawyer if we could sue her and you know what that old wrinkly dude said? He said she wasn’t doing anything wrong by using her given name to promote herself so we couldn’t sue her. I’m about to fire this bozo and find a lawyer who lets me sue whoever I want. That’s a fact, Jack.