Normally Darren Collison scoring 22 points would get a solid “no” from me, but if we’re being honest, I just wanted to show a bajillion replays of his game-winner. That was really the impetus for this video. If he scores 22 points but misses the game-winner, I don’t make a video and none of the dozens of Collison fans out there would get to see how he scored the rest of his points.
Imagine a universe where this video doesn’t exist. One of you viewers out there might spend the two minutes you would have spent watching this video on something more productive. Maybe you get an early start on that huge-ass math worksheet that Mr. Dinglebutts gave you because he hates weekends. Maybe while you’re working on your math worksheet something clicks and, although you don’t realize it at the time, but the first seeds of a unifying “theory of everything” begin to form in your mind. Ten years later, you’re graduating with a Ph.D. in theoretical physics or something and your discoveries are pushing science in bold new directions. Then you win a Nobel prize for being a genius. All because you didn’t waste your time on DownToBuck’s NBA highlights channel.
Yeah, well none of that’s gonna happen now because you’re here wasting your time on Darren Collison scoring an average amount of points and nothing you do will un-waste that time. Somebody else will have to with that Nobel prize.