Was there some kind of planetary alignment last night? It’s a very rare situation where I get to make TWO Warriors highlight videos for the same day. Most games I don’t even get to make one video for them because all the scoring is sucked up by alleged “elite” scorers like Curry, Thompson, and Durant. Their bench basically has nobody on it that is a threat to score enough points to warrant a highlight video, other than maybe Andre Iguodala, who looks a little bit cooked this season, and Ian Clark sometimes if he randomly gets hot.
But with an unexpected blowout comes unexpected highlight video bounties. Patrick McCaw performed well as a starter logging heavy minutes (35!), and Ian Clark performed well as a bench spark, scoring eighteen points in 26 minutes and attempting just one fewer shot than Kevin Durant, who must have been tired from revenge-spanking Russell Westbrook so hard the previous game.
Of course, every time I make a Warriors highlight video, I put their bandwagon fans on blast, so Warriors fans are probably secretly glad that I hardly ever make videos for their players. I don’t expect too many bandwagoners on this video because they lost in such an embarrassing fashion, but for any bandwagon fans that are brave enough to come out from their hidey-holes to watch Ian Clark score his eighteen points on a bunch of tough jumpers: DTB doesn’t like you.