Dion Waiters is currently putting up numbers very reminiscent of his second season in the league, back when he was with the Cavs but the Cavs didn’t have LeBron yet and they still had Mike Brown (LMAO). In fact, the Dion of today is averaging the exact same amount of points per game as the 2013-14 Dion: 15.9 PPG. However, some things have changed. To make things easier on my subscribers who probably are tired of reading long, boring paragraphs, I have condensed my findings into list form.
-Almost a third of Dion’s shots in his sophomore season were long midrange twos. He’s down to a fifth this year.
-Dion is getting way more assists this year which makes it harder for me to call him a chucker with a straight face
-I swear his face is rounder than before. It’s almost a perfect sphere at this point
-If Dion was ever clutch in the 2013-14 season, I don’t remember it happening. That team also had a late-season resurgence like the Heat are having but I bet it wasn’t because Dion had big balls filled with clutch sauce.
It’s safe to say that, even though Dion Waiters is still being Dion Waiters and doing Dion Waiters things, he’s actually contributing to winning basketball this season. It physically hurts me to say it but it’s probably true. Now I’m going to go check myself into the hospital because that admission might have literally given me a heart attack. My chest hurts so bad right now. If I don’t make any more vids this morning you’ll know what happened.