The sound you just heard was Rockets fan collectively soiling their undergarments with jizz. Not the most pleasant sound in the world, right? Kind of a grunt-sigh mixed with the sound of chili being messily ladled into a bowl. UHH-uhhhhh. Splort splop. Ooooohhhh.
Moving on.
Lou Williams set a high bar with this 7-triple performance. Maybe it could have been expected, given that he is a player who is happy to chuck threes all the time, going to a team that is happy to have him chuck threes all the time. But he easily could have missed a bunch of these, ending up with only like 15 points, and people would be wondering why they didn’t just keep Corey Brewer.
Just kidding! Sweet Lou could miss every shot while calling out Rockets fans for being smelly bandwagoners and he would still have more general support than Brewer did by the end of his Houston tenure. I warned you, Rockets fans. I warned you that Brewer was going to suck, but did you believe me? No! So believe me when I say this: Williams is a good player, but sometimes he just pisses you off really bad. I think it’s because he looks like Brandon Jennings.