I just came up with an NBA comparison for Alan “Big Sauce” Williams that is so accurate that you’re not going to believe something so intelligent was produced my brain. My comparison, which you will be allowed to read very soon, is so profound that my disclosure of it might result in my getting immediately hired by some fancy NBA blog or TV show. That’s how good it is. And I’m about to let you know about it too so everybody can be amazed at my unparalleled wisdom.
Alan Williams is like a new, younger Jeff Adrien.
Boom. You’re in awe right now, aren’t you? It’s so obvious when you hear it but you never would have come up with it yourself because your tiny little brain can only think about things that are in front of your eyes.
Jeff Adrien was another undersized big man who had deceptive touch around the rim and an unexpected proclivity for hook shots. He was also extremely stocky and powerful, just like the Saucy One. Both dudes can rebound the hell out of the ball just by bulldozing skinnier, taller players out of the way. Adrien plays in Israel now, but only because NBA teams are somehow unaware of how good he is.
Your head might be hurting after that revelation, so, for your benefit, I’m not going to even say the other name that comes to my mind when I think about NBA comparisons for Big Sauce. You can beg for it in the comments if you want.