Hypothesis: Devin Booker’s middle name of “Armani” makes him the second-classiest player in the league behind J.J. Redick. I’m not talking cheap class. I’m talking REAL class. Fancy suits. Fancy watches. Babes that are too hot for even Instagram. Wine that hasn’t seen the light of day since Teddy Roosevelt was still taking up residence in his dad’s nutsack. Cars that go fast, but not so fast as to be ostentatious. That’s class, man. None of this fake crap.
I don’t pay much attention to the social media accounts of NBA players, but I have to assume that if I looked at the accounts of Devin Booker, I would see all those elements of class and more. I mean, his middle name is “Armani”. Why would he have that name if he didn’t represent the absolute pinnacle of classiness in the NBA barring J.J. Redick?
Booker’s classiness manifests itself on the court. See those jumpers? Those are some classy jumpers. Shooting like he doesn’t have a care in the world except for how his hand-picked investments are doing. Not because he needs the money, though. Just because. He was even classy enough to give the Bulls a chance to win this game, by missing a potential game-winning free throw. That’s class right there, what a gentleman he is. The Bulls ended up winning, but who’s the real winner?