Not to turn this into my own personal blog (oh, who am I kidding), but based on the rancid -ass burps I’ve been ejecting into my highlights-cave, I think figured out the source of my gastric distress: that iced coffee I had from Starbucks. Note to self: coffee doesn’t even taste that good, so why drink it? The international coffee cabal, their pockets deep, their influence far-ranging, and their beans heavily roasted, has convinced everybody that they need to consume it to be productive, and I’m not going to stand for it anymore! Nothing but Monster for DownToBuck from now on.
My health condition wasn’t helped by having to make these Zaza Pachulia highlights and thus view his disgusting shoulder-zits. I almost puked every time they showed a close shot of him distributing his greasy pimple-pus to each surface he contacted. There’s a reason Jahlil Okafor couldn’t defend him, and that reason wasn’t (for once) that he can’t defend anybody at all. It’s because he didn’t want to be infected by the horrid tropical diseases that would surely result from contact with Pachulia’s shoulders.
Considering his ability to score without resistance, Pachulia probably should have had more than 16 points. Even so, this is the best scoring game of the season for him, and the Warriors needed it, with Curry doing his best Antoine Walker impersonation.