#hypedforgaryharris Lest you forget, there is a special hashtag that I have specially created for you to express your hype for Gary Harris of the Denver Nuggets. #hypedforgaryharris Even though the Nuggets lost against a Cousins-less Kings team (I TOLD you Gallo and Faried were the problem, I TOLD you), my hype for Gary Harris…
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Skal Labissiere 12 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
With this performance, Skal Labissiere has officially avoided the dreaded “peaked-in-your-first-game”-itis. Take that Bruno! Take that MCW! The 8 points that Skal scored in his NBA debut, while impressive, have been made totally obsolete by this new 12-point showcase. This also marks the second time he has appeared in a game where the Kings won….
Read MoreKyle Korver 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
Does it ever seem like the league is colluding to get LeBron more rings? That’s the only explanation I have for Atlanta trading Kyle Korver, and then trading for Ersan Ilyasova even though they JUST HAD a perfectly elite three-point shooter on their roster only a few weeks prior. Either the Hawks (along with the…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Ewing theory. Cousins theory.
Read MoreBuddy Hield 16 Points Kings Debut Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
For good or for ill, the Buddy Hield era has started for the Sacramento Kings. Vivek wanted him, and Vivek got him. Vivek always gets his man. Forget about that other dude that the used to have. You know, that guy who was always angry. Forget about him. He’s in the past. Buddy is the…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
What the heck? I’m looking at the Pistons roster right now. As I type these words. I’m looking at it, and I’m wondering why the heck there aren’t any changes to it? Where are the new names? Why are all the old names still there? It’s not like the Pistons have a championship core right…
Read MoreLou Williams 27 Points/7 Threes Rockets Debut Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
The sound you just heard was Rockets fan collectively soiling their undergarments with jizz. Not the most pleasant sound in the world, right? Kind of a grunt-sigh mixed with the sound of chili being messily ladled into a bowl. UHH-uhhhhh. Splort splop. Ooooohhhh. Moving on. Lou Williams set a high bar with this 7-triple performance….
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2017)
I watched a bunch of this game, because it was the first game to start after the way-too-long All-Star break. I was desperate, what can I say? I didn’t care that it was two mediocre teams mediocrely mediocring each other. I had to watch. I needed to watch. And here’s what I saw: Terrence Ross…
Read MoreZach LaVine All 36 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Zach LaVine stared at the ceiling of his room in the hospital, his boredom so acute that he almost wished that he could have another surgery just so the anesthesia would knock him out for a few hours. There was simply nothing to do here. The TV above his bed only served to remind him…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 16) – TRADE DEADLINE EDITION
This week’s biggest busts: Mavericks -5, Pacers -3, Hornets -3, Trail Blazers -3 This week’s biggest successes: Timberwolves +5, Bucks +4, too many teams +2 1. Golden State Warriors (47-9, 1-1 this week) (last week: #1 [3-0] +0) Ideally the Warriors would trade for a center who meets the following criteria: 1. can jump 2….
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