Danilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I wish I could remember more about Danilo Gallinari’s time with the Knicks. It must have been so sweet as a Knicks fan to see him develop so nicely his sophomore year, and then bittersweet to see him traded because Carmelo couldn’t even wait until the offseason to sign. But I can’t. I can’t bring…

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Nikola Jokic 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

There doesn’t appear to be much lingering ill-will between Nikola Jokic and Jusuf Nurkic, which really sucks for people (like me, apparently) who want the NBA to be a WWE-like spectacle full of storylines and beefs and grudges. Plain old basketball is really sweet, but it is made sweeter when it has PERSONALITY. Or something….

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Bojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Bojan Bogdanovic has been in a bit of a slump recently. For those not in the know, slumps (among other things, like boils) are what happen when you don’t make enough sacrifices to Perun. With the playoffs right around the corner, now seems like a bad time to be pissing off the head of Slavic…

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Serge Ibaka 24 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Where did Serge Ibaka’s shot-blocking go? It’s still there, a little bit, but he now hardly resembles the dude who, once upon a time, blocked almost 4 shots a game. Yes, I am aware of the conspiracy theory regarding Ibaka and his age. Yes, I realize that it does nicely explain his earlier-than-expected statistical decline….

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Alex Poythress 11 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

It seems like, in a time long past, I had heard the name Alex Poythress. That’s impressive by itself. He must have been something special as a high-schooler for me to have even heard of him (was he better or worse than Aquille Carr??????). But then what? He went to a good team and won…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I don’t even remember how to write descriptions any more. That whole April Fool’s thing messed me up real bad. I have a lot of ideas for funny sensational blurbs in the title, and a lot of ways to make fun of those ball-handling gloves and jump programs, but no ideas for a description for…

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