At the time Justin Anderson was traded to the Sixers in the Noel deal, I was fully in the “Justin Anderson is wildly overrated by Mavs fans desperate for any kind of young talent” camp, but I have to say, he has done a pretty good job of proving me wrong. He’s still not a…
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Ricky Rubio 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
New strategy for defending Ricky Rubio: since he is now a legitimate threat to hit midrange jumpers when you go under on his screens, why not go OVER the screen and make him drive it to the rack? He’s never been able to finish through any kind of contact. In fact, he’s never been able…
Read MoreJae Crowder 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Last night I had a dream that I lived in a house made entirely out of Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks. I probably ate too many cheesy-flavor potato chips before bed or something, but that doesn’t matter. I would gorge on chips every night of the week if it meant I got to spend five hours of…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
OFFICIAL KENT BAZEMORE STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL DEANDRE’ BEMBRY STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL MIKE DUNLEAVY STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL THABO SEFOLOSHA STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince and also getting beat up by cops OFFICIAL TAUREAN PRINCE STATUS: Outplaying everybody on the roster and taking all their minutes for himself…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe just single-handedly dad-dick the Timberwolves? The Blazers came back from 15 points down at one point, and a lot of the erased deficit can be attributed to Crabbey Patty and his triples of terror. Plus, his barrage of consecutive three-pointers got the home crowd really involved and all subsequent Timberwolves…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Before you call me hurtful names for wasting my time with this vid, I have some illuminating information to share with you that will surely change your attitude: Jodie Meeks scored 18 in the third quarter against the Nets tonight. That fact is basically why these highlights exist. We all know that Meeks is capable…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 18 Points/5 Threes/7 Assists/6 Steals Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
At this point, there is nothing you can say or do to Marcus Smart that will make him stop taking so many threes. That’s just who he is. You want all the other stuff he brings to the table, then you deal with the big pile of bricks. It does no good to complain about…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
How old is Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot? This is not a rhetorical question. I don’t know. If he’s under 21, I’m just going to go ahead and anoint him the next Giannis. Is that cool with everyone? Not able to drink yet = Greek Freak part 2 French edition. Able to legally consume alcohol = just another…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
I think the hype for Nikola Mirotic took a permanent hit after he got benched a couple weeks ago. His hype levels were already kind of low for what kind of a player he is (the Euro kind), but the prospect of him never getting to play again have lowered them even further into the…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Elfrid Payton probably represents my worst effort-to-views ratio of any NBA player. Every time he has a good game, which is more and more frequent, the resultant highlights are at least 3 minutes long, sometimes 4. Vids that long take a correspondingly long time to compile, and they only get a few thousand views apiece….
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