Danilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

It’s good to see that Danilo Gallinari eventually followed my advice and shaved off that horrible neckbeard he had. He has a larger than average amount of bottom-chin, and having that whole area covered in face-pubes was not a good look. It’s not a good look for anybody. He still looks kind of weird, though. Is he getting fat? His face looks fatter, kind of like he’s suffering from a never-ending allergic reaction.

I guess it doesn’t matter, but in the same way that I want the cheerleaders to be decently good looking, so to do I want these NBA dudes to be half-attractive. That’s not weird, is it?

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