Danilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

It’s good to see that Danilo Gallinari eventually followed my advice and shaved off that horrible neckbeard he had. He has a larger than average amount of bottom-chin, and having that whole area covered in face-pubes was not a good look. It’s not a good look for anybody. He still looks kind of weird, though….

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Lance Stephenson 12 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

This performance by Lance Stephenson was just about the most Lance Stephenson-y thing ever. Comes into the game with much fanfare, then doesn’t do anything until the fourth quarter, where he goes bananas on the Raptors with bad (for him) jumpers and swaggy crossovers and taunting. Then, with 3 seconds left, violates the NBA’s “honor…

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Nikola Jokic 21 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

If you told me there was a term called “Serbian Shuteye”, I would naturally assume that it involved Serbians punching people so hard that they were knocked unconscious. Wouldn’t you? I mean, that’s like the only possible definition. But no. Apparently “Serbian Shuteye” involves Nikola Jokic hitting a face-up jumper in someone’s face. How disappointing….

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