Attention Lakers fans (even Lakers fans in Phoenix): you are not allowed to yell “KUUUUUUUUUZ” after Kyle Kuzma does something good. The rights to that chant belongs exclusively to Knicks fans, who chant it for Mindaugas Kuzminskas. They borrowed it from Golden State fans, who had no more use for it after Ognjen Kuzmic departed the league. Once Kuzminskas is out of the league, I’m sure Knicks fans will let you have all the Kuuuuzes you want. Until then, you have to find some other way to express your appreciation for your talented second-round rookie.
Attention Lakers fans: Jack Nicholson is looking kinda fat these days.