How many times do you think Lauri “Mämmi” Markkanen has been compared to Kristaps Porzingis? I’m not just talking about on YouTube, or on the internet, but every single time, real or digital, that people have said about Markkanen “hey that dude kinda reminds of that Porzingis fellow on the Knicks”. Is it a thousand? Ten thousand? A hundred thousand? It has to be a bunch, like really a whole heck of a lot, but I’m not even going to add any to whatever the total may be.
That’s right: I’m going to go the whole year without comparing Lauri Markkanen to Kristaps Porzingis.
You may argue that I’ve already done so by saying I’m not going to do so. And I would say in response to go back to dumbass school because you’re a total dumbass. So there. I win this round, and all future rounds, because you’re just a complete dumbass.
Dumbass.