So the Suns are imploding. Eric Bledsoe tweeted “I don’t wanna be here” and is no longer with the team; Earl Watson got fired for not being able to install even the most basic offense; half the coaching staff got fired with him; Robert Sarver is a cheapskate and the worst owner in professional sports; the commentators are taking bribes from a shady corporate entity known as “Fulton Homes”; and Josh Jackson regularly makes trips into the stands to just punch random fans and yell obscenities at them while making offensive gestures.
Okay, the last part isn’t true. Josh Jackson gets a bad rap for being a hothead, but he hasn’t yet actually punched a fan. Now that the Suns have gotten over the hump and actually won a game, the likelihood of fan punches has gone way down. I’m guessing he might punch Eric Bledsoe or Robert Sarver at some point, but that would be an acceptable action. Nobody would hold it against him if he wanted to throw a punch at either of those two guys.
So, Jackson scored fifteen last night and his shot looked really pretty. His afro game was on point as well and he even managed to dunk the ball without getting his hair caught in the net. Now my expectations have been set and I want to see at least one Jackson Jam per game. If this doesn’t happen, then I might be the one punching Josh Jackson.