There’s something wrong with me, I think, because I am not hyped for Taurean Prince at all. Normally I love role-players of his ilk, but there’s something about him that’s just… eh. It’s not his appearance, before you say anything. I love Tony Snell, and this dude is basically Tony Snell with the hair that Tony Snell used to have. Well, maybe it is his appearance a little bit. His face is too small for his head, like he could have 50 percent less head and all the sensory bits could still fit on it.
I don’t know. I really want to like Taurean Prince, I think my life would be way better if it had more Taurean Prince in it, but it’s just not happening. Maybe if he scores like 25 points as a career high instead of 20? 20 points isn’t very many for a career high, but, again, that doesn’t usually matter to me. Is therapy the answer? Would a therapist even talk to me about this problem that I am having? I feel so alone.