This description will have to wait until I am finished reading the Wikipedia article about Eurobeat. Okay? Can you wait a few minutes, or is your time too god damn precious? I thought so.
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Wow! I have been enlightened to the intricacies of Eurobeat music, also known as Italo Disco. Who knew that Italian electronic music could have such a global influence! But back to the topic at hand: Donovan Mitchell. Seems kind of lame in comparison to the upbeat melodies and speedy tempos of Eurobeat, but whatever. This is an NBA channel after all.
Mitchell, unlike seemingly every other rookie, hasn’t gotten off to a great start. 20 percent shooting for the first three games, no threes, some assists but who cares about those? Luckily the season is not even five percent over, so he has tons of time to recover. Starting tonight. 19 points on… whoa. 20 shots? Damn. Only 1 assist too. They say one way to get out of a slump is too shoot a whole bunch of jumpers without even thinking about passing, and that’s totally what Mitchell did tonight. Got admire the stones on this kid. If I was a rookie in a shooting slump, I’d beg coach to send me to the D-League so I could dominate for a bit.