The Nikola Mirotic comeback tour continues as the Bulls win their fifth (one two three four FIF) game in a row right on the heels of a 10-game losing streak. Five games featuring Mirotic, five wins. It wasn’t possible for this to be a coincidence after the fourth one, but now it’s really super-duper ultra not possible.
One major thing I noticed that changed once Mirotic came back is that the Bulls stopped sucking big dick all the time. It was pretty much constant during their losing streak, just taking the big dick and putting it in their mouths. Now that he’s around, there’s almost none of that going on, except for Justin Holiday, who didn’t get the memo and is busy slurping away even as we speak.
I admit, I punched some stuff when he hit that and-one near the end of the game. That was a BS shot, he knows it, I know it, everyone knows it, but it went in and it won the Bulls the game. Don’t worry though, I didn’t punch my monitor even though I really wanted to. Instead, I softly punched my kitty Japurri Purrker who was taking a nap on my lap. More of an aggressive nudge than a punch, I guess. He likes it. He thinks it’s like petting but harder.