The Hornets are really disappointing this year, and I’m just going to skip straight to the part where I blame Frank Kaminsky. No beating around the bush:
It is Frank Kaminsky’s fault that the Hornets aren’t nearly as good as they should be.
Under normal circumstances, I would have written like three paragraphs offering evidence and detailing my reasoning. But it’s like, why write so much when you can just offer the conclusion and have people figure it out for themselves?
Here’s a hint if you’re having a hard time figuring out where I’m coming from: Michael Jordan is sabotaging the team because he’s so mad that he drafted a white dude with T-Rex arms instead of trading the pick for the Celtics’ massive loot crate of goodies.
Here’s another hint: Dwight’s baby-mommas are involved.