OFFICIAL THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN SO THAT CARIS LEVERT CAN GET 25 ASSISTS IN A GAME LIKE RAJON RONDO JUST DID POWER RANKINGS
1. Change nickname from “Baby Durant” to “Adult Rondo”
2. Petition NBA to change the length of the game to 100 minutes
3. Stop scoring 22 points
4. Stop shooting altogether
5. Make sure Nik Stauskas is on the team and ready to shoot
6. Also Quincy Acy
7. Watch a Steve Nash instructional DVD
8. A Pistol Pete one couldn’t hurt either
9. Just go out there and do it!