Gerald Green is back! The Bucks had him in the preseason, and cut him before the season started for some reason that I don’t even know, and when he didn’t get immediately picked up by another team I thought that might be it. At least until later in the season. But the Rockets are really messed up right now, severely lacking in playable bodies, so they called him up and here he is! They remembered when they rescued Michael Beasley from China and turned him into a beast, so they figured they could do the same thing here, except instead of China it was Green’s couch.
The dunk he had tonight looked a little limp, but other than that he looked like the Gerald Green we know and love, maybe even better than his Celtics days. Basically, a bunch of threes. Someone must have forgotten to tell him that he’s not allowed to take midrange jumpers, so he made on of those before one of the coaches slapped him in the face and told him to never, EVER, do that again.
BTW he totally sent Oubre to the floor on that one but all the replay time was taken up by Tomas Satoransky’s poster on Zhou Qi. So that sucks.