I thought about it really hard and really thoroughly, and I decided I’m not even going to make jokes about about Kobi Simmons and other past/present NBA players who may share a similar name with him. Not even going to do it. You are free to do so in the comments, if you wish. I, meanwhile, am going to talk strictly about the NBA player Kobi Simmons.
Problem is, I don’t know anything about him. Like, at all. I know he exists, which is more than can be said for a lot of NBA fans, and I’ve seen him play before, again, not something a lot of people other than Grizzlies fans can say. I seem to remember him doing something positive once while I was watching. That’s a good sign! Some players are total negatives whenever they play, especially 2-wayers like Simmons.
I know more about him now. He can get up for big games, that’s what I know. Get up and make some threes. He apparently hadn’t made any of them before tonight, but there’s no better time to start than when the Warriors/Stephen Curry are busy dropping 140 points on you.