Gonna be honest with you, I turned this game off at some point in the third quarter so I could start making highlights. I wasn’t too sad, since the Bucks weren’t looking that great anyway. Joke’s one me, I didn’t even get to see Khris Middleton put the Bucks on his back and drop 15…
Read MoreMonth: December 2017
Zach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Sacramento was tonight the location of a momentous battle between the Kings’ present, Zach Randolph, and the Kings’ past, DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings’ future, Skal Labissiere, was not present because he was banished to the D-League for sleeping with Dave Joerger’s wife. So who came out on top in this battle of Kings legends? Was…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Lauri “Valkoinen Mammi” Markkanen hasn’t been doing as great lately. Someone once told me that’s what NBA rookies do, get in slumps, but I didn’t believe them then and I don’t believe them now. Slumps are a concept created by the powers that be to make player’s ridiculous contracts justifiable. If Markkanen’s stats are worse,…
Read MoreKris Dunn 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
It was close there for a while, but I can now confidently announce the winner of the Bull’s point guard battle, the least exciting inter-team positional battle in the whole league. Hint: it’s not Jerian Grant. Or Ryan Arcidiacono. That’s right: Kris Dunn! He started off the season slowly, leading many to fear that he…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 21 Points/6 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Brandon Ingram lay in his bed, watching Netflix on his iPad. His free hand was busy transferring Chex Mix from a bowl on his bedside table into his waiting mouth. The only light in the room was the flickering of the iPad screen. When a bright flash of light encroached on the very edges of…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Ryan Anderson began the process of excising the two-point shot from his game when he arrived in Houston. He would still take layups when presented with them, obviously, but the midrange jumper was deployed from his arsenal with less and less frequency. Now, in his second season with the team, he is shooting an insane…
Read MoreThabo Sefolosha 14 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Apparently Thabo Sefolosha scored fifteen points on two separate occasions this season and I totally didn’t realize? My bad. But not really my bad because nobody cares about Thabo Sefolosha and the only person who was missing those highlight videos was Thabo himself. Or his mom. There might be some Thunder fans out there who…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
When Donovan Mitchell was held scoreless (save two free throws) in the first quarter of this game, I’m thinking it was pretty likely that TNT headquarters were descending into chaos. Do you think their executives were running into each others offices yelling “This highly-touted matchup between stud shooting guards has been a total flop! TV’s…
Read MoreBen Simmons Triple Double 12 Pts, 13 Rebs, 15 Asts Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
It’s happening. Ben Simmons is, as all good PGs do, beginning to get a little help from the scorekeepers when it comes to assists. You think John Stockton really earned all those assists? Sure, he was a great passer, but he was made greater by the liberal Jazz scorekeepers. I’m not surprised that it happened…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Afflicted with the dreaded “left adductor strain”, Devin Booker, may god rest his soul, has departed from his earthly existence and has taken his place in the heavens. It is a sad situation, but people need to move on as quickly as they can. Grief and despair must lead to the forging of an iron…
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