Zion Williamson All 172 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

All signs seem to point towards Ja Morant being ROTY of the year this season. However, that outcome is not as guaranteed as Morant stans would have you believe. The highly-touted Zion Williamson deserves consideration for the award as well, and in the following in-depth comparison which has been rigorously fact-checked and contains no lies…

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Ja Morant All 44 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

It seems clear to me that Ja Morant will be ROTY of the year this season. There are no other rookies who possess his combination of stats and team success. Some people will argue that Zion Williamson deserves the award, but in the extremely thorough, extremely factual analysis that follows, even the most ardent Zion…

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Ryan Broekhoff 13 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2019)

Two foreign rookies on the same team: Luka “Lukadris” Doncic and Ryan “Broekback Mountain” Broekhoff. We all know what the narrative is surrounding these two, but in this informative video description, I will analytically analyze the factual facts to figure out which of them is actually more important to the team. POINTS IN THIS GAME:…

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Ivica Zubac 24 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

In tonight’s much-vaunted battle of the Croatian centers, two third-year players battled it out for the title of Croat GOAT: Ivica Zubac of the Lakers and Dragan Bender of the Suns. Using mostly facts with a heavy dose of pure truth, I will, in this video description, attempt to figure out which had the better…

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Trae Young 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Is Trae Young the second coming of Pistol Pete Maravich on the Hawks? I’m about to do some digging to find out, keeping in mind that I don’t watch a lot of old NBA film and most of my knowledge about these old heads is sourced from mainstream media and Wikipedia. Both Young and Maravich…

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Jaren Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

Two of the highest-profile Jacksons in the NBA met head-to-head tonight. One was a Jackson Junior, but I still think he counts as a Jackson for my purposes. The question is, which Jackson came out ahead? DTB will factually analyze the factual facts, using truth and logic, and at the end of this glorious process,…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

When Kyle Korver was drafted, way back in the year 2003, the Nets, the team who drafted him, immediately traded him for 125,000 dollars cash. They then drove down to their local office supply store and used that cash to buy the fanciest copy machine they could find. Sounds like a lopsided trade, right? Korver…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)

In this year’s hotly-anticipated “Bogdanovic Battle”, Bojan Bogdanovic and Bogdan Bogdanovic battled it out for supremacy on the basketball court. It was an exciting contest to be sure, but who came out on top? With truthity and honestfulness on my side, I will look at the facts as they appear in this particular corner of…

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Jarrett Allen 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

I had this matchup circled on my calendar because of the dynamic center battle it contained: Jarrett Allen versus Nikola Jokic. Two polar opposites, clashing on the hardwood for ultimate ball supremacy. Who would prevail? The afroed skinny black pogo stick or the tubby transparent landbound savant? Let’s take a look at the facts.AF POINTS:…

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Landry Shamet 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Is Landry Shamet just a younger, lighter-colored Tony Snell? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both of them have a decent three-point shot -Both of them are sort of okay at scoring in other ways…sorta -Neither of them accumulates any stats at all other than a low amount of points -Ball handling? Nah -Both…

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