December 2017 – Page 8

Jayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

With his 2-for-2 performance tonight, Jayson Tatum pushes his three-point percentage back up to a nice round 50. Somehow he is still behind George Hill (wtf I thought he was sucking) in that category, but there’s no shame in being second place with that kind of stat. We’re getting close to the halfway point of…

Enes Kanter 31 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

Enes Kanter, to borrow the term used by the Jazz commentators so many year ago, absolutely bogarted the Philadelphia 76ers. Bogarted them to hell and back. The old god Tengri cares not for heathen Christendom’s puny “Christmas” celebration, and grants power only to his most esteemed warriors! The Knicks still lost, because they’re the Knicks…

Delon Wright 14 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

As a special Christmas gift in addition to Delon Wright scoring 14 points, you get to hear Raptors commentator Jack Armstrong’s rendition of three classic holiday carols! If you’re anything like me, your mind goes straight into a state of annoyance as soon as any of them are heard, but it’s a little better when…

Isaiah Canaan 15 Points/Career High 9 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Isaiah Canaan must have seen what happened to Mike James and decided he had to reinvent his game if he wanted to stick on the team. Remember, Canaan has never, ever, at any point in his career, EVER been a passer. He has strictly been a three-point shooter trapped in a fat, short body. Like…

Troy Daniels 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Troy “Fulton Homes” Daniels, with this latest virtuosic display of shooting, once again proves to the world that he doesn’t need to be close to the three-point line in order to launch one. He also doesn’t need separation from defenders, nor does he need time to get his feet under him, nor does he even…

DeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

DeMarre Carroll was quite clutch in the Nets overtime loss to the Pacers, but I can’t help but think about how much more awesome it would have been if he had been playing against the Raptors while doing his clutch things. Remember, Raptors fans will forever hate this guy for stealing money from the team…

Mike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This will be the video that makes everyone care about Mike Scott. I can feel it. This is his time, and he will be acknowledged as one of the best bench players in the league after this vid goes viral. It will start slow, maybe only 20 or 30 thousands views in the first few…

Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

I’ve had this problem before, but I am becoming sort of numb to all these good games Ersan Ilyasova is having. I don’t even feel anything when he scores 20. Would I feel anything if he scored 30? I like to think so, but now I’m not so sure. My highlight-receptors are all messed up…

T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

T.J. Warren put on another one of his bucket-licious bucketeering displays tonight, hitting 12 two-point shots and not really doing anything else. An “Andrew Wiggins” type of performance, which is funny because he pretty much made Wiggins into his own personal bitchslave tonight. If you asked me after this game who the number 1 pick…

Ian Clark 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This video should be considered a Christmas present to none other than Ian Clark himself, because nobody else cares about him enough for a highlight video of his on-court exploits to count as a “gift”. Since this video is for Clark and Clark only, I have attached a personal message to him: “Hey Ian, The…