This video is all jumpers. All of it. No LAMEups. Just nothing but jumpers. You like jumpers, don’t you? Of course you do. Every NBA fan does. So watch this video, dumbass. Okay? Trust me on this one. It’s good. You’ll like it.
Batum sucks now, which is too bad because the Hornets are paying him a lot, and they didn’t pay him a lot so he could sit at center court and suck on his toes. They paid him so he could do what he does; get triple-doubles and 5-by-5s. Oops! Other minor reasons for paying him a lot is because he was just a generally good player and French people now have a reason to care about the Hornets at least a little bit.