If Jusuf Nurkic was a deli meat, what kind of deli meat would he be? It’s a tough question. At first I was totally like “salami” because salami is a pretty good deli meat, but not the best one, kind of like how Nurkic is a pretty good player but not the best one. So…
Read MoreDay: January 3, 2018
Skal Labissiere 17 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)
Whatever Marquese Chriss did to stop being so garbage, can he please tell Skal Labissiere what it was so that we can get the Skal of last year back? Alternatively, can some enterprising Kings fan go over to Dave Joerger’s place and pound his nuts with a sledgehammer while he sleeps while yelling “WE WANT…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2018)
Something has happened to Marquese Chriss. He had been, up until a few games ago, been playing like total unadulterated booty. Like, I was seriously wondering what was going on with him because of how bad he was sucking. Not just kind of passively noticing like I usually do. This really concerned me. Was he…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)
I’m running out of adjectives to describe the way T.J. Warren gets frickin’ buckets. I did a rough count, and there’s only like 50 or so adjectives in the English language. Total. And I’ve used like 40 of them already trying to detail how Warren goes out onto the court and scores two-point field goals….
Read MoreMichael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)
When Kristaps Porzingis is having an off night, like he was in this game, responsibility to get buckets falls to one Michael Beasley. Other players can try and do their part, but no one really wants Doug McDermott to try and do more than he already does. Or Courtney Lee. I guess Enes Kanter can…
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