I’m running out of adjectives to describe the way T.J. Warren gets frickin’ buckets. I did a rough count, and there’s only like 50 or so adjectives in the English language. Total. And I’ve used like 40 of them already trying to detail how Warren goes out onto the court and scores two-point field goals.
One of the few remaining descriptors available to me is “albescent”. I’ve been trying to use it, obviously because the adjective situation is so dire for me, but it’s so hard. “Shading into, growing, or becoming white.” I could use that word, no problem, if I was talking about Dragan Bender here. Maybe even Devin Booker. But not Warren. Nothing about him is white at all.
15 out of 21 shooting, no free throws attempted, one three made. That’s what Warren did tonight. Just straight up buckets, again, this keeps happening and I’m going to have to start reusing adjectives. Is “frickin'” an adjective? I can’t tell.