Josh Jackson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

Is Josh Jackson the NBA player who most looks like his team name? There are a few other candidates, so we’re gonna figure this out and find the truth.

First off, Jackson’s hair looks like a sun. Kind of. It’s round like a sun, but it’s not orange like a sun. If he dyed his hair puff orange, he would win for sure. Also his skin could be more orange to complete the effect. See: the current president of the United States.

Tomas Satoransky of the Wizards kind of looks like Harry Potter, who was a fictional wizard featured prominently in J.K. Rowling’s “Ron Weasley and Friends” series of children’s novels.

The Bucks have Giannis Antetokounmpo, who is springy and gangly like a buck, but doesn’t have antlers. Not even little ones. Just no antlers on his head at all. So it’s not a perfect comparison.

If you told me that Aron Baynes of the Celtics was an original inhabitant of Celtic Europe, I would totally believe you. As long as he shaved that topknot off. Ancient Europeans had not yet invented the topknot.

Elfrid Payton looks like magic for sure.

This isn’t really working out as well as I had hoped. I think Aron Baynes wins this round so my original assertion of Josh Jackson being the NBA player who most looks like his team name is wrong. I hate this.

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