I basically have no angles with which to attack this description from. With the more notable players, there are dozens of possible description themes. With Myke Henry, there are two: what he did in this particular game, and the fact that two-way contracts are really messing with my ability to stay up to date on every player in the NBA.
And now teams are starting to sign players to good old-fashioned 10-days. I must redouble my efforts, lest I fall further and further behind, eventually morphing into a casual fan who can only name 10 players in the whole league and one of them is Brian Scalabrine.
So, Myke Henry. Whoops, forgot the third possible description topic: the non-standard spelling of his name which features way too many Y’s! As I was saying, Myke Henry. NBA player for the Memphys Gryzzlies, probably a total beast in college who is making fans of that college really happy. He scored 12 tonight, which is way more than the 0 he scored last game.
And, I just looked it up, he won a silver medal in the 3×3 basketball championships last year. They’re already doing that! I thought that wasn’t happening until a few years from now. Doesn’t seem like they should let NBA-caliber players in that thing, just saying. What’s stopping LeBron from signing on and ruining everybody’s fun?