Zach “Stole Aaron Gordon’s Dunk Contest Trophy” LaVine is back in the Bulls lineup (with a sick 3-of-17 shooting display last night), but Denzel Valentine’s minutes didn’t see too much of a hit because Kris Dunn is out with something called a “cunt cushion”. While Dunn recovers from having his brain turned into cottage cheese, Jerian Grant is the full-time PG, opening up minutes for Valentine. But the minutes situation might get a little hairy once Dunn can successfully count enough of his fingers in succession to get back into games.
It is my personal recommendation to Fred Hoiberg that Jerian Grant be excised fully from the lineup once Dunn makes his return. Play LaVine as the backup PG even though he sucks at it. That’s the only way Valentine will get the minutes he deserves. And Valentine does deserve those minutes because he is way better than Grant and he also can sort of get assists sometimes, which is the main thing that Grant gives you. Does anybody know Hoiberg’s office phone number? I have a feeling he doesn’t read my video descriptions as closely as he should.