I have lately developed a compulsion to have a highlight video for a player at each stop of their journey through the NBA. If some guy played for some team for a season or even half a season, I want a video of it so that future NBA enthusiasts can see with their own eyes that this or that player really did wear this or that jersey.
That’s my explanation for making this video for Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack. He’s had better games than this. A lot of better games, for a lot of different teams. Twenty-nine times in his career, he has scored fifteen points or more, and in many of them he tallied more than four assists. So if this video seems sub-par in that way, that’s because it is sub-par. Really sub-par. But it’s his best game to date as the third-string point guard for the Magic, and you know historians from the future are gonna be super hyped to see real-life video evidence of Mack suiting up for this team.
Note to future people watching this video: if humanity’s invented time-travel, can you time-travel back in time and abduct me to the future? Thanks.