This is a good game from Joe Ingles, sure, but there simply is not enough jingling in this video. For a guy who possesses, among others, the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe”, this is unacceptable. I was expecting him to jingle all the way up the court, hit a three pointer, than jingle all the way back down the court to play defense. Up, down, up, down, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, that’s what I want to see, that’s what you want to see, that’s what the world wants to see. However, at no point during this game did I see Ingles jingle even one time. You would think his fifteen-point first half would get some jingles out of him, but there were none. Shameful, disgusting, and disrespectful are just some of the adjectives I could use to describe his deplorable actions.
I will have no choice but to cease production of further Joe Ingles highlight videos until he proves to me that he can jingle on a consistent basis. This means, at the very least, jingling before, during, and after successful shot attempts. It also means jingling in support of his teammates while on the bench. If this disturbing trend continues, I will be forced to revoke the “Jinglin’ Joe” nickname and instead refer to him as “Balding Cunt”. He has been warned.