Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: It is codified in the constitution of Australia (a document which is known simply as the “Australian Constitution”; nobody ever accused Australians of having much in the way of creativity) that all Australian citizens must watch at least one (1) NBA highlight video featuring an Australian-born player per day. The penalty for…

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Joe Ingles 11 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

Jinglin’ Joe Ingles did his best John Stockton impression in this game, regularly feeding his teammates for clutch late-game buckets that kept the Nuggets nervous throughout the fourth quarter plus the two overtime periods. In the end, however, the Nuggets pulled out the victory. They were jingled for sure, but not jingled enough to actually…

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Joe Ingles 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

So those of you who have been paying attention to my life will know that Joe Ingles is permanently on the “DTB Diss List” for not helping me acquire a real-life wallaby from Australia. He is a full-blown Australian, has insider access to all levels of Australian government (not to mention whatever stupid wildlife conservation…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

His the decision to bring Joe Ingles off the bench completely ruined him? Using my advanced abilities to look at the “splits” section of basketball-reference, I have come to an educated and informed answer to this question. And the answer is “yes”. Ingles has started in 37 games for the Jazz this season and come…

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Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

I have tried many times to convince the Australian government that I would be a suitable wallaby owner. When I first demonstrated my willingness to adopt a wallaby and bring it back to the United States (by driving a go kart through remote areas of Australia searching for elusive wallaby clans and nearly dying of…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)

The greatest Australian contribution to world culture, aside from Joe Ingles of course, is certainly the wallaby. Wallabies have it all: they’re cute, they’re friendly (probably), they’re better than kangaroos, and there are so many of them bouncing around Australia that the Australian government shouldn’t care if you fly there and try to pick one…

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Joe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Joe Ingles hasn’t missed a game since December 16th… 2015. There are people watching my channel RIGHT NOW who weren’t even born when that happened. Okay, maybe they’re not watching my channel, but they are on YouTube, watching toy reviews or those creepy bootleg Mickey Mouse cartoons with hypodermic needles and pregnancy and stuff. And…

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Joe Ingles 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

As a prominent resident of the country/continent of Australia, Joe Ingles, by default, speaks for the Australian citizenry on matters of national interest. He might think that he is just a run-of-the-mill sportsman with a run-of-the-mill bald spot, but the power and influence he wields over Australian public discourse is considerable. Not only that, but…

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Joe Ingles 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Joe “The Trevally From Happy Valley” Ingles, sadly, hasn’t been jingling at nearly the level we’ve come to expect this season. In years past, we could expect multiple jinglings each and every game. Now? We’re happy to just see him jingle a couple times per week at most. All is not lost, however. Ingles is…

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