Well, I already made the entire video so I might as well upload it, but I just want to warn everybody that this video is a total waste of time. Why, you ask? Because Clint Capela only dunks it one time. Maybe if you’re one of those sick perverts who likes watching Capela attempt rudimentary…
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Tyler Dorsey 10 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I’m not sure how the Hawks blew out the Grizzlies by 26 points, but they did it, thereby strengthening the Grizzlies’ tank while damaging their own. Tyler “Best Dorsey in NBA History” Dorsey played his own small role in the domination by having maybe the second-best game of his rookie season (or first-best, depending on…
Read MoreJulius Randle 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Time is running out for the Lakers to trade Randle as so much of their fanbase wants. But every game where he undeniably contributes to a win just makes it harder for anybody in the front office to pull the trigger. Take this game for example: he FEASTED on Dragan Bender’s Euroey softness with some…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Josh Jackson went a chucktastic 7-of-19 from the field, including 1-of-6 from the three-point zone (which he is proud to own), but I made a highlight video anyway. I really shouldn’t reward players for horrific shooting displays, especially when the player in question also commits three turnovers and five personal fouls, but my rules become…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I might be on the cusp of a revelation that will change the way that basketball is looked at. Forever. Sometimes I surprise myself with my own genius, and this is one of those times. Part of me wants to hold on to my new genius theory so that I can sell it to ESPN…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 18 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Well, Kyrie Irving came back, and guess what. He ruined everything. The Celtics had something special going on with Terry Rozier, I felt like we were at the dawn of a new era of Boston basketball, and it’s ruined now. Irving ruined it with his assiness. Rozier still had a decent game tonight scoring-wise, but…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Now that Rashad Vaughn is no longer on the Bucks, I don’t have to be mad that Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick is taking his minutes! That’s good, because I do kinda like him even if his jumper is the most wildly inconsistent thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously. It’s a tossup whether he swishes it or misses…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Who knew that being an Instagram model was so hard? The way those ladies portray it, it seems like the easiest thing in the world. It’s not. That’s as big of a lie as their tits. As you know, DownToBuck doesn’t really pull in the bucks with this whole YouTube highlight empire. And I thought…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Jarrett Allen must have taken some notes from Jahlil Okafor: take a look at the move at 0:20. That’s not a move he was doing earlier in the season, or even midway through the season. That is a brand new move for him, never seen before, and I’m pretty sure he lifted it straight from…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Brandon Ingram is one of those players who is supposed to be too good for my channel by now. He’s getting there, though, and if he improves from year two to year three as much as he did from year one to year two, maybe I can put him on the shelf until he’s 36…
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