Jarrett Allen All 165 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The dining room table was haphazardly covered both with computer components and the packaging they had arrived in. Sitting at the edge of the chaos, Jarrett Allen wondered why his computer builds always turned out this way. It was like he couldn’t just sit down and do things in a logical manner. He had to…

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Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

I was just struck with a very disturbing thought: what would happen if Jarrett Allen decided to ditch the afro and go with a more “conventional” haircut? Personally, I would be a lot less drawn to him. His ferocious dunkage would be the same, and his affinity for building computers would be the same, but…

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Jarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

I have the feeling that I’ve ignored a lot of Jarrett Allen performances that are of a similar caliber to this one. There could be anywhere from two to five instances of Allen scoring sixteen points (or close to it) that were not rewarded with a highlight video. I distinctly remember thinking “I could make…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

Since the arrival of Kyrie Irving on the Nets has drastically reduced the funness of the entire Brooklyn Nets team, I was thinking about ways they could increase their funness while not having to make any moves that blatantly trade away talented players (like Irving). Moving Spencer Dinwiddie to the bench was a step in…

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

You know how hard it is to assemble a highlight video while watching a really intense Rockets-Clippers game at the same time? It’s hard. I don’t have nearly the screen real-estate to handle all the stuff that’s going on. My normal processes already take up all of my monitor space, there isn’t any to spare…

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Jarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)

The “Jarrett Allen Shooting Threes” experiment was fun (as long as you can find fun in bricked jumpers), but it looks like it’s over now. It started off with 2-for-3 explosion in the season opener last year, and at peak experimental intensity, Allen was shooting a three once a game, just about. It started tailing…

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

The chemistry from Spencer Dinwiddie going to Jarrett Allen is great. One of the best connections in the league, probably. Dinwiddie is excellent at finding Allen whether he’s rolling to the rim or standing in the dunker’s spot. But the chemistry from Jarrett Allen going to Spencer Dinwiddie? Not so great. This relationship is very…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

Repeat after me: DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen GOOD. DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen Good. Louder! DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen GOOD. DEANDRE JORDAN BAD, JARRETT ALLEN GOOD!!! This chanting is more for the casual NBA fan than a more informed Nets fan (who has probably already come to this conclusion for themself). The casual…

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Jarrett Allen 22 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

Attention Nets: please just get rid of DeAndre Jordan. I don’t care if Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant hand-picked him to be their center, I don’t care if the whole reason they signed in the first place was because they’d get to play with him, I didn’t see any of them on the court tonight,…

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Jarrett Allen 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2019)

With this dunkalicious performance, composed of 7 (should’ve been 8 but he totally blew a wide open one) sick slammers, Jarrett Allen jumps (get it????? JUMPS!!!! hahahaha) from 11th in the yearly dunking stats to 6th. The fact that he was as low as 11th speaks to the temporary dysfunction occuring within the Nets right…

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