Jarrett Allen 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/41kBQHGzrkE If Andre Drummond hasn’t been told by the Cavaliers to just stop showing up to work and chill out at home instead, they should probably tell him pretty soon, because Jarrett Allen is absolutely BALLING the frick OUT right now and it’s making Drummond look bad. We already know that Drummond started developing a…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 26 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/zhzASSEwLLA If Andre Drummond hadn’t already been scratched from the lineup and openly put onto the trade market before this game, he definitely would have after it. Jarrett Allen’s dominant 26-point, 17-rebound effort with not a single missed shot to be found (he was 11-of-11) was spectacular enough that even the most backwards-thinking GM would…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 23 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/ni4POkyUAMA Jarrett Allen walked into the locker room and was received with a chorus of whoops and cheers. While it was not as ecstatic a celebration as had certainly occurred in that locker room after higher-profile wins, and there were no impromptu Gatorade baths to be found, the assembled Cavaliers players made sure that Allen’s…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I always thought that, if Jarrett Allen was ever going to get a triple-double in his career, it was going to be via points, rebounds, and blocked shots. Most players, when considering their threat to notch a trippy-dubby, are going to get one the conventional way with points, rebounds, and assists. But Allen is such…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 22 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

So Jarrett Allen went 10-of-10 from the free throw line in this game. That’s notable because he’s only a 62% free throw shooter this season. My math skills have deteriorated to the point where I have no idea how to even begin figuring out what the chances are of Allen going 10-of-10 from the line….

Read More

Jarrett Allen All 165 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The dining room table was haphazardly covered both with computer components and the packaging they had arrived in. Sitting at the edge of the chaos, Jarrett Allen wondered why his computer builds always turned out this way. It was like he couldn’t just sit down and do things in a logical manner. He had to…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

I was just struck with a very disturbing thought: what would happen if Jarrett Allen decided to ditch the afro and go with a more “conventional” haircut? Personally, I would be a lot less drawn to him. His ferocious dunkage would be the same, and his affinity for building computers would be the same, but…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

I have the feeling that I’ve ignored a lot of Jarrett Allen performances that are of a similar caliber to this one. There could be anywhere from two to five instances of Allen scoring sixteen points (or close to it) that were not rewarded with a highlight video. I distinctly remember thinking “I could make…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

Since the arrival of Kyrie Irving on the Nets has drastically reduced the funness of the entire Brooklyn Nets team, I was thinking about ways they could increase their funness while not having to make any moves that blatantly trade away talented players (like Irving). Moving Spencer Dinwiddie to the bench was a step in…

Read More

Jarrett Allen 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

You know how hard it is to assemble a highlight video while watching a really intense Rockets-Clippers game at the same time? It’s hard. I don’t have nearly the screen real-estate to handle all the stuff that’s going on. My normal processes already take up all of my monitor space, there isn’t any to spare…

Read More