I can’t decide if Bojan Bogdanovic is more of a “Crobe” or a “CroBron”. The problem is, he’s not really all that similar to either of those players, but I’m not about to diss him by having his nickname be a comparison to someone crappy like Mitch Richmond or Tom Chambers. Those dudes weren’t crappy, I guess, but are they good enough to have other players’ nicknames be based off of them? Heck to the no.
Now that I think about it, “Crobe” might already be taken by Mario Hezonja. So lets go with “CroBron” for this one. It’s a little too close to “Cro-Magnon” which is an association we don’t want, but I think NBA fans will quickly realize that it’s referring to LeBron James, the greatest player in the world. They have the same receding hairline, so that’s a good start. And they can both make three-point field goals. Wow, this nickname just keeps getting better and better!