February 12, 2018 – Page 2

Dewayne Dedmon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon might be one of the more underrated players in the league. Now that I’ve said that, he’s probably overrated, but before I had to go and blab, he was putting up solid numbers on a solid contract for a team that sucks whether he’s there or not. That last part doesn’t…

Donovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Making that thumbnail image so zoomed in was a bad idea. I can’t stop looking at it. Have you ever noticed how weird human faces look? Those things are messed up to the max. Max SQUARED. If we ran across an alien race with featured as messed up as the ones we have, we’d never…

Joe Ingles Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

The Jazz have scraped their way back to .500, having won 9 in a row on the back of a gas-sniffing bogan named Joe “Jingle Balls” Ingles. The 8th seed is well within their grasp now: the two teams right above them, the Clippers and the Pelicans, are suffering from a certain lack of supremely…

Alex Abrines 16 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Astute viewers may notice that this video abruptly ends after the conclusion of the second quarter. That is not an error. Alex Abrines scored 16 points in the first half, then decided he was done for the night, not done as in literally not playing, but done as in not going to shoot to score…

Jordan Clarkson 17 Points Cavaliers Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Man, did you see how happy LeBron looked after that last made three by Jordan Clarkson? You haven’t, because you haven’t watched the video yet, but you will, and you’ll see just how big that smile was. I don’t think I’ve seen him that exuberant the whole season. I think he really prefers being surrounded…

Emmanuel Mudiay 14 Points/10 Assists Knicks Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Emmanuel Mudiay was turning in his best season yet for the Nuggets, which isn’t saying much but does say a little something, but they decided that they were done waiting for him to become their PG of the future. They currently have 0 point guards of the future, or really point guards of any reasonable…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 13 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Bogdan Bogdanovic had 8 assists, which makes these highlights somewhat less lame than they could be, but I was really hoping for more pointage from him. He didn’t do anything in the fourth quarter! The time of the game when the Kings really needed him, if they wanted to… win… Oh. I understand now. Congratulations…

De’Aaron Fox 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Darn. I was really rooting for the Kings to win this one, mainly because Minnesotans are so god-damn condescending when it comes to Wisconsinites. Not really in terms of sports (how many Super Bowls have you losers won?), but in terms of other things. So I was getting excited when the Kings were keeping it…

C.J. Miles 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

The Raptors have a really good bench this year. I don’t know how, because when looking at the guys they have as reserves, it’s immediately obvious that there aren’t any big-name players there. Therefore, in order to preserve my fragile mind, I’m going to go ahead and say that the reason that their bench is…