This is what happens, people with man-buns/other weird long-hair creations. Take note. You pull that stuff back too tight, and guess what? You go bald. If you saw Evan Fournier a couple years ago, he had some weird topknot thingie where the hair at the front was being pulled tight all the way back. It was practically being ripped out right then and there, and now look at him. Hair is meant to be free. It is not meant to be constrained.
Fournier’s hair might be deserting him faster than LeBron’s, but his game is still nice and somehow he’s still in Orlando. I didn’t know who the Magic were gonna trade, I thought it was gonna be basically everyone who wasn’t nailed down including that horrible mascot of theirs, but they didn’t end up doing too much. Elfrid Payton for a second-rounder, wow, was the market really that bad for all their pretty decent but not amazing talent? I can imagine a ton of scenarios where a good team would want Fournier. Because he’s good! And good teams like good players like him.
Maybe they think they can still make the playoffs with this group. Maybe they could, if they still had Andrew Nicholson, who I’m sure would be a beast by now god damn it. He was so good. Where the hell is he anyway? I’m done making NBA highlights, I wanna make vids for whatever league he’s in right now. They probably don’t even care about copyright.
I think he was already balding when he went to the knot. I’d you grow out the sides, you can cover the balls spots rather nicely for a time.