February 24, 2018 – Page 2

Clint Capela 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I had been told by learned NBA minds that Karl-Anthony Towns was an improved defender this year. And you know what? I believed them. I was taken for a fool. After watching this video, the notion that KAT is anything other than absolute fetid sewer dumpster garbage trash on the defensive end cannot be supported….

Pascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

If the Bucks had lost this game, I would’ve remained mad for about a week because of the BS shot that Pasacal Siakam hit with 2 minutes left in regulation. Happily for me and for every sane individual who loves America, the Bucks managed to pull it out, and I was only mad about Siakam’s…

T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

These are not, in my opinion which means more than yours, the greatest T.J. Warren highlights ever assembled. But since all of my older ones got deleted, this particular vid becomes, de facto, the best! I hope you like leak-out transition layups. And a three. That’s really the high point of the vid, once you…

Isaiah Taylor 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Isaiah Taylor played 22 minutes tonight compared to Dennis Schroder’s 27. In a system where minutes were doled out based solely on how good players were, the difference would be closer to 30 than 5. But the Hawks aren’t running that kind of a playing-time-distribution system. One thing that affects the minutes situation is that…

Tobias Harris 30 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

The only All-Star weekend festivity I watched this year was the three-point shootout. I don’t think I’ve even seen a dunk from the dunk contest or a skill from the skills challenge or a bucket from one of the various real games, and that’s fine. All that stuff is lame, but the three-point shootout, now…

Nikola Jokic Triple Double 28 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Is Nikola Jokic, officially, “back”? He was looking so far from his usual self that I wondered if he fell off the wagon and started drinking (Coca-Cola) again. I wasn’t yet thinking that maybe the Jokic of last year was an anomaly, but maybe I started thinking about thinking about it. Now he has three…

Frank Kaminsky 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I’m wondering right now how many rules would be violated if Frank Kaminsky waved goodbye to the NBA and returned to Wisconsin full-time. He’s been an okay NBA player, even if the Hornets kinda messed up in selecting him, but I’m sure he would be an unstoppable Kareem-like force if he could just convince the…

Domantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Look at the bags under Domantas “The Big Bone” Sabonis’ eyes. He is done with the season, you can tell. He had a whole All-Star break to sit around and do nothing (except “play” in the Rising Stars challenge), and his face still looks like one of a downtrodden/borderline suicidal 9-to-5 office worker. He hasn’t…

Daniel Theis Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Attention German peoples: I am still waiting for Tim Ohlbrecht (who is the next Dirk) to show up again and be good. Luckily you have supplied me with one (1) Daniel Theis and one (1) Maxi Kleber, so my appetite for German sausage is sated, but only temporarily. Theis is great, I’m excited for him…