Bogdan Bogdanovic had 8 assists, which makes these highlights somewhat less lame than they could be, but I was really hoping for more pointage from him. He didn’t do anything in the fourth quarter! The time of the game when the Kings really needed him, if they wanted to… win… Oh. I understand now. Congratulations…
Read MoreMonth: February 2018
De’Aaron Fox 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Darn. I was really rooting for the Kings to win this one, mainly because Minnesotans are so god-damn condescending when it comes to Wisconsinites. Not really in terms of sports (how many Super Bowls have you losers won?), but in terms of other things. So I was getting excited when the Kings were keeping it…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
The Raptors have a really good bench this year. I don’t know how, because when looking at the guys they have as reserves, it’s immediately obvious that there aren’t any big-name players there. Therefore, in order to preserve my fragile mind, I’m going to go ahead and say that the reason that their bench is…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Let it be known that I did not want to make this highlight video. I really, really did not. The record will show that I resisted the creation of this highlight video until the very end. Then I was like, “he had 24 and 10”, so I made the video even though Spencer Dinwiddie went…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack just got a promotion. Since Elfrid Payton, the Magic’s erstwhile starting point guard, got traded for a jar of desert sand a few days ago, D.J. Augustin becomes the starter and Shelvin Mack becomes the backup. This means more minutes and more highlight videos for the Macksturbator going forward. Great! I…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
How much would Danilo Gallinari have to pay somebody to just, like, live in house and travel with the team, and his one job would be to give Gallinari a proper shave every single morning? You could pay somebody like that minimum wage since they’d only have roughly ten minutes of work to do every…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
DTB’S FUN FACT OF THE DAY: T.J. McConnell is shooting 51% on three-pointers this season (23 of 45). He’s currently first in the NBA in three-point percentage if you exclude players who have taken a trivial amount of three-pointers (say twenty or fewer). Next up is Tomas Satoransky, then T.J. Leaf, then Mirza Teletovic, then…
Read MoreDwight Powell 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
I don’t know exactly when Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell inched his field goal percentage above 60%, but he did it sometime recently and, with the reaching of that milestone, has entered the prestigious club of “NBA Players who Play Real Minutes and Shoot Over Sixty Percent From the Field” (the NBAPWPRMASOSPFTF club for short). The…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
To my untrained eye, it appeared that Brandon Ingram was actually, really, truly acting as the point guard for large stretches of this game. Whether he did more in that role than bringing the ball up the court and initiating the offense, I couldn’t tell you because I’m not about to waste valuable highlight-making time…
Read MoreJulius Randle 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
The trade deadline has passed and Julius Randle’s lumpy face is still on the Lakers. And now, with Larry Nance Jr. sitting in Cleveland crying tears of pure joy, there’s very little competition for power forward minutes. This is the perfect opportunity for Randle to play himself into a big contract; I mean, even if…
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