Every time I use the word “fight” in the title of a video, I get a little uneasy, for several reasons. First reason is, advertising that the video contains a “fight” (usually just a scuffle or exchange of words) feels like clickbait. I’m not Buzzfeed here. Second reason is, I know that the NBA really…
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Kyle Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Kyle Anderson went on a stat-stuffing expedition in this one, recording a final statline of 20/6/5/3/2. He got at least two in each of the five main statistical categories. You know what that means! A scrub-by-five! Way to go Kyle! Your certificate is in the mail, but it actually isn’t because I can afford neither…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 22 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
As of yesterday night, Kyle Collinsworth officially has a new entry to put on his resume: “-Assisted a Dirk Nowitzki dunk. Nowitzki was 39 years old at the time of the dunk.” You know you threw a good pass when Dirk, who barely dunks anything anymore because he can barely dunk, has no choice but…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 19 Points/9 Assists Suns Debut Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Apparently a point guard averaging 13 and 6 while shooting 52 percent from the field is only worth a second-round pick these days? This snarky comment was brought to you by the Payton Hair Preservation Association, whose stated goal is the preservation of Elfrid Payton’s hair due to its status as a unique representation of…
Read MoreThon Maker 13 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Credit where credit is due: Thon Maker has not looked as horrifically unplayable these last few games as he did at the beginning of the season. He likely still is (horrifically unplayable), but at least he sometimes does positive things on the court, enough to fool the casual observer. I still have no confidence whatsoever…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
What happened to Wilson Chandler? I remember advocating for him multiple times for 6MOY, he ended up starting too many games but averaged a career-high 16 points per game anyway. He was GOOD. I liked him a lot, then this season came around and he regressed hard. Way harder than one thinks a guy who…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Josh Jackson has been taking some lessons from T.J. Warren, the main lesson being: if you want BUCKETS, just cut to the rim over and over until your dumbass teammates figure out what you’re doing and give you the ball. Is Warren old enough to be a vet? Because that is some vet wisdom right…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
I estimate that I’ve seen around 40 percent of T.J. Warren’s buckets this year just from doing highlights. Maybe even more. I’m not going to go in the exact details of the maths I used to come to that number, but rest assured, it was very complex maths. Luckily my sciency dork friend had a…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Allen Crabbe just put up the three-chuckingest performance of the season, shooting 18 triples in 44 minutes in this double-OT loss to the Pelicans. He made 8 of them, which is also cool, but not as cool as having the nads to shoot 18 times from deep. Can you say Antoine Walker? Except Walker didn’t…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
I might as well change my channel name to “DownToShowHighlightsOfWhiteEuros”, because I’ve now made five White Euro highlight vids in a row. Before you freak out, I have my reasoning: I’m not exactly sure how timezones work (sounds like a bunch of sci-fi time-travel hooey to me, but I’ll roll with it for now), but…
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