The Tyler “Now The Best Dorsey In NBA History By Such A Large Margin That It’s Almost Embarrassing” Dorsey highlights are coming thick and fast (sus) lately. Three games in a row now he has found himself highlit on my channel. And it will only get worse (or better, depending on your viewing angle): the…
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Monte Morris 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Monte “Monte Carlo Simulation” Morris, in his first real action for the Nuggets, showed more, I think, the Emmanuel Mudiay had all season. That’s an exaggeration, but can you blame me for being hyped? This is just like yesterday when Luke Kornet scored 11, except that was his real debut and Morris had already played…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
At what point do the Hawks sit Dënniß ßchrööder with a nonexistent injury? I’m thinking after the All-Star break. They’ll claim something like knee soreness, dress him up in the fanciest suit they can find, and have him sit soundlessly on the bench while Isaiah Taylor commands the tank straight into the dirt underneath Philips…
Read MoreJeff Green 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Jeff Green is playing the most efficient basketball of his career in Cleveland, apparently the beneficiary of the “LeBron James Effect”. The “LeBron James Effect” is also what caused Isaiah Thomas to be so bad in Cleveland. It works both ways, somehow. Green was so garbage in Orlando (SO GARBAGE, it cannot be emphasized enough)…
Read MoreClint Capela 23 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
It’s official: Clint Capela is officially part of an official “big three” in Houston. You know who the other two players are, James Harden and Chris Paul (you thought I was gonna put some funny names there didn’t you well sometimes DTB doesn’t take the low-hanging fruit), and Capela is third player. Together they comprise…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
If Donovan Mitchell wants to for sure be Rookie of the Year, he has to average 20 points per game. The voters simply cannot deny ROY honors to a man scoring that many points. They just cannot. No matter how many assists/rebounds some other rookie is averaging. The Jazz commentators are obsessed with how many…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
The Jazz have now won 8 straight games. I don’t really know why they are so good all of a sudden, or why they were so bad before, but I’m looking at the stats and it seems like Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles has been having some good games during that stretch, so I’m just going…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
OFFICIAL CANADIANS IN THE NBA 2017-18 POWER RANKINGS 1. Andrew Wiggins 2. There’s really not a better Canadian than Wiggins? 3. Jamal Murray 4. Kelly Olynyk 5. Trey Lyles (this is the name you’re looking for if you only care about the dude in the video title) 6. Tristan Thompson 7. Dwight Powell 8. Dillon…
Read MoreDario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
At the beginning of the season, I was kind of worrying that the 76ers were too enamored with their other young talent (and Amir Johnson, probably) to give Dario Saric the chances that he deserved. Those fears culminated in a 16-minute, 0-point outing in the 5th game of the season. Were they about to give…
Read MoreCedi Osman 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
“LeBron, what’s going on?” Cedi Osman said as he entered the locker room, looking in confusion at the nameplates above the lockers. “The stupid people who work here don’t know what our roster is.” “Yeah, it’s messed up,” LeBron James answered evasively, purposely looking away from his rookie teammate. “Don’t worry about it too much.”…
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