Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…
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Jahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
The Nets are investing in Jahlil “Jersey Dropper” Okafor. They traded away Tyler Zeller so that there would be no impediments to him receiving minutes. He’s probably not beating out Jarrett Allen for the starter’s gig any time soon, but he’s probably going to be getting semi-consistent minutes from here on out. That’s what you…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
What was it that caused DeMarre Carroll to be such trash in Toronto? He looked pretty good in Atlanta, and he’s looking only a little worse in Brooklyn, but in Toronto, he was unplayable booty. These kind of things don’t just happen for no reason, except when they do, but in this case I’m pretty…
Read MoreDario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Dario Saric has really improved over his rookie campaign. He started off slow, which fooled a lot of people into not paying attention to him at all for the rest of the season, but he’s been legitimately legit since December. He’s been so legit that I feel it is correct to say that he is…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Blow it up. Tear it down. The Cavaliers are finished. How can a team led by LeBron lose by 18 after being up by almost that amount to a team that can barely lace its own sneakers? They lost to a dude who is only in the league because of a D-League tryout. They got…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Maybe pointing this out is a giveaway that I regularly run out of material for my descriptions, but I just noticed for the first time that Luke Kennard is balding. Like, really balding. It’s bad, folks. I’m estimating 1% hairline loss each game that he plays, but that’s a conservative number. It could be more….
Read MoreDevin Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Devin Harris might be among the most forgotten veteran players in the NBA. He’s been on the Mavericks for quite a while now, and there are never any trade rumors swirling around him, so he never attracts the attention of other fanbases except when he scores in double-digits against their team. The national NBA discussion…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 23 Points/7 Threes/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
It’s sort of weird to think about, but Wes Matthews has only made more than seven three-pointers in a single game two times. He once made eight while playing for the Blazers, and back in December of 2015 he made ten of them for the Mavericks. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by the Steph Curries and…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
If there’s one lesson that I’ve recently learned, it’s that I shouldn’t avoid making a highlight video for a player just because they had a significantly better performance the game before. In this case, Royce O’Neale scored eighteen points a game ago, by far his best game as a pro, and those eighteen points make…
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