This is a good game from Joe Ingles, sure, but there simply is not enough jingling in this video. For a guy who possesses, among others, the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe”, this is unacceptable. I was expecting him to jingle all the way up the court, hit a three pointer, than jingle all the way back…
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Jrue Holiday 28 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
The thumbnail image is the face you make when you realize that DeMarcus Cousins isn’t coming back and you’ll be lucky to win ten more games the rest of the season. Truthfully, there’s still time for the Pelicans to figure this out. Cousins provides a lot of production that is hard to replace (it’d be…
Read MoreJoe Young 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Joe “Ball Hog” Young is already 25 years old. And he had been held scoreless in 8 of his last 9 appearances before tonight. I was thinking about getting hyped for him, but after finding out those two nuggets of primo information, I’m going to reserve my hype until he puts together a solid, consistent…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Heat fans have, mercifully, stopped crowing so much about how they stole Justise Winslow in the draft. I think the logic was, since Danny Ainge threw his basketful of picks at the Hornets to get the 9th pick and draft him, he must be some sort of super-stud that would immediately transform a team. Turns…
Read MoreRodney Hood 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Rodney Hood is involved in trade rumors right now, which is definitely a good thing. Jazz fans are about done with him, as far as I can tell, even though he’s not even that much worse than the deified Donovan Mitchell. I can think of some fanbases who would, at least initially and assuming their…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Has Quin Snyder changed his system recently? I’m feeling like I’m not watching the same Jazz team this last month or so that I was when they were losing all those games. It could be that players are simply playing better and that explains the difference. Or, it could be that coke-head Snyder had a…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With how long Danilo Gallinari has been in the league, it’s easy to forget that he’s not yet 30 years old. Granted, his play-style does a lot to deceive; even his poster dunks from prior seasons seemed like those of a nursing-home inmate and he never looks like he’s going very fast or getting a…
Read MoreGary Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
After a slow start to the season, a slow start where I had to wait a whole god-damn month before he even scored 20 and I considered tweeting “#nothypedforgaryharrisanymore”, Gary Harris has really picked it up lately. The last time he scored in single-digits was in mid-December, the previously-MIA 20-point games are now regular occurrences,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
With Aaron Gordon out, the Orlando Magic don’t really have a true “first option” on offense. The opportunity is waiting, just yearning for some enterprising young player to grab it. You know what I’m thinking, yeah? Heck yes. We are on the same page, my man. Let’s do this. Marreese Speights as the first option!…
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