Tim Hardaway Jr. 26 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

In a similar way to my last video, I’m wondering if there is even a single Knicks fan out there who cares at all about what Tim Hardaway Jr. is up to. It’s not like it’s a bad thing that he’s out there, scoring points, kind of living up to his contract, but those points…

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Jonathon Simmons 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Are there even any Magic fans willing to watch highlight videos still out there? Maybe there’d be a few who’d watch, like, a Jonathan Isaac showcase, but there’s no way any of them can dredge up enough care to sit through a whole Jonathon Simmons video. Same with Gordon, and Fournier, and Vucevic. All those…

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Jae Crowder 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Something wasn’t working out with Jae Crowder in Cleveland. I don’t know what it was, because my basketball-analysis capability is roughly equivalent to that of a well-trained horse, but it couldn’t be denied: Crowder and the Celtics weren’t on the same page. Stats-wise, percentages-wise, he’s not actually doing better on the Jazz. Surprising, I know….

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Cameron Payne 17 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Cameron “Can’t Play In the NBA” Payne is, contrary to what would be expected of him given his nickname, is playing in the NBA right now. The nickname refers to when Bulls coaches/FO people claimed that Payne wouldn’t be able to play at an NBA level after seeing his second practice, and the only reason…

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Brook Lopez 29 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Brook Lopez grabbed 5 rebounds tonight! I didn’t show them, because I don’t show rebounds as a matter of principle (they are the lamest of the five major stat categories), but you do get to see one as part of a dunk. Obviously, I’m bringing this up because he didn’t have any rebounds last game,…

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Nikola Jokic 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Playoff probabilities are hard. There are probably smart people somewhere on earth who know what’s going on at the bottom of the Western Conference playoff race, but I am not smart, so I am not on of those people. This whole thing is just way too confusing for me. I’m going to assume that this…

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Troy Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

The Bucks could not stop the dynamic Troy Williams/Kyle O’Quinn combo tonight. Who even knew that that was a dynamic combo? I bet the scouting report didn’t say anything other than “Kyle O’Quinn: Black Irish Jokic 0.3” and “Troy Williams: can jump”. No mention of those two guaranteed to team up with the aim of…

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Khris Middleton 30 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

It’s taken me a while to figure out, but Khris Middleton doesn’t really show up against good opponents. He has a few decent games against some second-tier teams, but the real elite teams, he’s nonexistent. I guess you could say the same about the lot of players, but what sets Middleton apart is the way…

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